i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
that is very illegal...i love you.
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