If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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