I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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