is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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