No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
