Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
