OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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