I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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