There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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