Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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