Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
