watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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