I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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