you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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