bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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