I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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