Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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