Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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