We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We had to coat check the pizza.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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