It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize