Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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