He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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