I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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