Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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