sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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