he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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