like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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