Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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