I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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