i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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