filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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