why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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