i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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