"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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