i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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