Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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