Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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