Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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