You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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