I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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