batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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