I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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