Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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