I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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