2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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