what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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