there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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