Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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