Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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