Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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