Whod you bang
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Edward fifth and chaser hands
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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