life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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