I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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