This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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